Before Owen gets here and takes away Micah's stardom on our blog, here are Micah's first (adapted) catechism questions:
Q1. Who made you?
A1. "Dod."
Q2. Who is Jesus?
A2. "Dod's son."
Q3. How are we saved?
A4. "By dur-ace."
Q4. What did Jesus do for us?
A4. "Die ta-ross."
Q5. How do we know that Jesus loves us?
A5. "Bi-ble."
Micah's version of the Lord's Prayer:
"Our fa-wee, in aw-ee", (hallowed be Thy) "name" (Thy Kingdom) "tome", (Thy will be) "all done" (on earth as it is in) "aw-ee" (Give us this) "day" (our daily) "b-rea" (and forgive us our) "DET" (as we forgive our) "deh-wees" (lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from) "e-wee" (For Thine is the Kingdom, and the) "pow-ee foreva amen"
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